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Анекдоты про Апаранцев
MrUtIkDate - Пятница, 14.09.2007, 21:53 | Post # 1
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Aparancun harcnum en:
-Jenifer Lopesi het kqneir?
Asuma:
-E vor quns tani, xi chem qni vor?:)

Aparancu kin@ gnuma paterazm,hxi tuna gali.Mard@ tesnuma asuma
-Et incha ay knik?
-Sus!Geriem berel!

Abarantsin galisa terteri mot asuma:
-Ay axper es 10 tariya erexa chenk karum unenank.mi hat xorhurd tur.
terter@ asuma: uremn gnum es Yerusaghem, mi hat mom es varum u galis es, u amen inch lava linum.
Es abarantsin gnuma yerusaghem, heta galis.
Mi or el es terter@ antsnelutsa linum, asuma gnam tesnem erexa unetsav xexch mard@ te che? Gnuma, dur@ tsetsuma, mi hat dur@ batsvuma - mi 20-30 hat erexa.
Es terter@ shshkrvuma, asuma:
-Aziz jan papat ura????
erexen asuma:
-Gnatsel a Yerusaghem momer@ hangtsni!!!
happy

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Abarancin avtoya arnum,asuma gnam Erevan u het gam.Erevana gnum mi 4 oric heta galis.Es kin@ asuma es ur esqan korar?Ausma,es hayer@ debil en.Gnalu hama 4 skorust en drel,het galu hamar 1 happy

Aparancin Sevani apin kangna&a linum, mekel jri michic mihat kin goruma asuma ))) pomogite,pomogite...
Aparancin asuma .-Es himar@ poxanak loxanal sovori ,ruserena sovorum!

Abaranum mekn myusin asuma: Gites chinacinern mer var en hardzakvelu
En mekn el asuma: Ara,ba etqan chinaci vortex petka taxenq?

Abarancin galisa xanut asuma indz mi hat HUYT tveq,es vacharox@ asuma HUYT chi HYUT-a,es abarancin el asuma : du el GUYT arecir

Abarancin aknganc Pushkini ardzani dem@ asuma :AX Shushkin,Shushkin.Mek@ motenuma asuma aper SHushkin chi.Pushkina,abarnacin el patasxanuma:Ara de shashold qashi

Aparancin nayum e barcr aragutyamb @ntacox troleybusin u zarmanum:
-Es vor kapac a @senc arag gnum, ba vor kapic prcav inch kani!?

Aparancin, bumerange dzere brnac, arunlvik yeghac gnuma, mi urish aparanci harcnuma: aper et incha?
- Bumerang.
-Kez petka?
-Che.
-Ba kci.
-An inkd kci.

aparancin zuyg erexaya unenum mek@ txa myusq axchik
txu anunq dnuma GRISH axchkan@ GRISCHA

canotanumen 2 aparanci irar anunen harcnum
es mekn asuma anuns LERNIKA myus@ harcnuma te um patvinen drel
asuma de yes lernerumem cnvel dra hamar.
en myusn asuma eeeeeeee yesel gomum em cnvel uremn im@ piti dnein gomik happy

aparancin zanguma hay-tv sex bomb ergna patvirum
harcnumen te umeq nvirum erg@ asuma mayrikis

aparancu dran zangi dzayn@ shat barzra linum dnuma vibraciayi vra

Mi hat Aparanci shenqi krishic qyarpinjnera qcum nerqev mekn el nerqev@ kangnac brnum dnuma getnin...
Asum en ara es inch eq anum?
Aparantsinern patasxanum en:
Tetris enq xaxum!

Aparancin lotoyov nivaya shahum, gnum asuma indz karmir tveq. Asum en vor karmir chka, menak spitaka. Es Aparantsin asuma:
De vor tenca im 300 drams het tvek!

Abarantsu dzerits erexen @nknuma jard-u-pshura linum, asuma "Char@ xapanvets".

Abarancin nstum a sari gagatin u sksum a sovorel, das parapel, galis en, harcnum te inch a anum, asum a BARCRAGUYN KRTUTYUN EM STANUM

Abarancin voroshuma gna "Ov e uzum darnal millionater"xaxin.U mi hat harc en talis chi karoxanum patasxanel,varoxn asuma du karox es ogtvel 50/50,zang @nkeroj@,dahlichi ognutyun.Es abarancin zanguma @neroj@ u asuma:Aram,vorn @ntrem 50/50 te dahlichi ognutyunn?

uremn es abaranzin schenki takow gnuma hankarz mek@ mihat wochxara werewiz gzum es abaranzu glxin! abaranzinel asuma ,,ho duk annormal chek ara ba wor mard anzner schenki takow??

Abarancin xolodilnik@ bacuma,mek el jelen sksuma sharjvel,abarancin asuma:
-Mi vaxi ara,panir em vercnum.

Mi mard zanguma abarancu tun ,abarancin vercnuma ,zangox@ asuma
_et 65-65-65 hamarov em zangel?
abarancin asuma che,sxal ek zangel,menk heraxos chunenk.

abarantsin coca cola a arnum, sh@shi vra grats a linum vor shahumner ka grats propki tak. es abarantsin batsum a shish@ propki tak gratsa linum krkin portsir, es el pkum a shish@ norits a batsum.

Abaranzin poghozow kajluma, tesnuma banani klepa gzaz getnin. Najum najum asuma: eeeeh, esor el pti @nknem?!!

Narkaman abarancin galisa tun,narkotik@ dnuma sexani vra u parkuma tak@.Txerk@ galis en ,zarmanum
-ara es inch es anum????
-SHSHASHHHHHHHHH,kayfi tak em.....

Abarancin asuma vor imanay tor@ senc lav bana ,arajin@ tor kberei.

Abarancun asum en "poshol na fig" abarancin asuma, du inz uxxutjun cujc chtasssss

Mi hat Abaranci shtap ognutyan heraxoso mot hertapahuma - mi kin zanguma, alooo alooo xndrum em shtap hasek , amusines shat vata, Abarancin el te , iaaaaaaaa, hima ova lav vor , saxnel vaten u trupken dnuma cac.

Abarancu trash@ galis a,inq@ tun@ chi linum!!!

Abarancin zanguma teghekatu u asuma .
-Barev dzez , Gaguyi hamar@ uneq ?
-Cheee !
-De asem greq ........

Aparancin aghjkan nshanuma, 1000$ el talisa or motik tegh kcen

Abarancin zanguma @nkeroj@ asuma Ur es? @nkern asuma sevanum em. ara chem asum inch es anum asum em ur es?

Abarancu mard@ mernuma,knik@ trasha pahum

Aparanum Aparantsin @nkeruhun tsaghika talis. Es @nkeruhin asuma: "mersi, nor em kerel".

A:Karaq aseq amena araji abarancun?
Q:Noyi esh@

Abarancun asumen pomidor sirumes?
asuma utel ha bayc @nenc cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Urem Abaranum Piti Eshi Ardzan Qandaken, Es Qandakox@ Asuma Es patvandan@ im Koxmic Ksarqem Duq El Abaranov Pox Havaqeq Eshi hamar,
Es Abarancineric Mek@ Asuma Du Patvandan@ Sarqi Or@ Meks Vren Kkangnenq

Abarancin inqn iran xosalov ancnuma &anaparh@
mek@ motenuma asuma.< inch a exel? inch es du u du xosum??>
Abarancin el patasxanuma.< lav mardu het zrucel@ misht el hachelia >

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ureme es abarancin anapatov qayluma, het aftoyi dur a tanum! mi hat mard gali asuma, es dur hetet xi es man talis vor? abarancin asum a, "vor shoqem lusamute ichcnem"!!!!

Abaranzin arajin angam nstum e vertaljot.
Warordin motenum asum e: apo et frik anjati eli zurt a!

Abarancin nkeruhu het gnum e kino.
Toms caxox harcnum e: -"Romeo u Juliet"-i hamar tomser kuzeq?
Abarancin: -che qur jan mersi, xi im u Margoi hamar tomser chuneq?

2 abarantsi xosum en..
- lsi asum en martkutyuny verjanalua 2005 tvin
- e heto? mez inch? ...

Abaranqic hars en tanum ,erku oric het en berum . Axchka hern el asum a,te ba inchi eq het berel?." Asum en " De vorovhetev axchik chi inq@ " " De vor tenc a,henc arajin or@ bereiq,eli" > Abaranciq el te " Che,arajin or@ axchik er,cavt tanem


Давай поделим мир!
Солнце - Тебе, свет - мне;
Море - Тебе, волны - мне;
Небо - Тебе, звёзды мне;...
Слушай, погоди, а давай лучше так:
Всё - тебе, а ТЫ - мне?
 
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ДЖЕММОЧК@Date - Четверг, 04.10.2007, 14:05 | Post # 2
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Abarantsin galisa terteri mot asuma:
-Ay axper es 10 tariya erexa chenk karum unenank.mi hat xorhurd tur.
terter@ asuma: uremn gnum es Yerusaghem, mi hat mom es varum u galis es, u amen inch lava linum.
Es abarantsin gnuma yerusaghem, heta galis.
Mi or el es terter@ antsnelutsa linum, asuma gnam tesnem erexa unetsav xexch mard@ te che? Gnuma, dur@ tsetsuma, mi hat dur@ batsvuma - mi 20-30 hat erexa.
Es terter@ shshkrvuma, asuma:
-Aziz jan papat ura????
erexen asuma:
-Gnatsel a Yerusaghem momer@ hangtsni!!!

Добавлено (04.10.2007, 14:05)
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smile smile smile

 
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KODAKDate - Пятница, 05.10.2007, 02:55 | Post # 3
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Abarantsin galisa terteri mot asuma:
-Ay axper es 10 tariya erexa chenk karum unenank.mi hat xorhurd tur.
terter@ asuma: uremn gnum es Yerusaghem, mi hat mom es varum u galis es, u amen inch lava linum.
Es abarantsin gnuma yerusaghem, heta galis.
Mi or el es terter@ antsnelutsa linum, asuma gnam tesnem erexa unetsav xexch mard@ te che? Gnuma, dur@ tsetsuma, mi hat dur@ batsvuma - mi 20-30 hat erexa.
Es terter@ shshkrvuma, asuma:
-Aziz jan papat ura????
erexen asuma:
-Gnatsel a Yerusaghem momer@ hangtsni!!!

happy happy happy happy happy


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MrUtIkDate - Пятница, 05.10.2007, 20:27 | Post # 4
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Aparancin galisa bar u asum:
-10 hat araxi bajak lcru, aragin u vergin@ tapi.
U sksuma xmel. Xmeluc heto barmen@ harcnuma -Ay axper jan, ed inchu araginn u vergin@ asecir tapi?
-Vorovhetev aragin bajak@ shat djvara gnum, vergin bajakic heto el sksum em ambax-zambax durs tal..


Давай поделим мир!
Солнце - Тебе, свет - мне;
Море - Тебе, волны - мне;
Небо - Тебе, звёзды мне;...
Слушай, погоди, а давай лучше так:
Всё - тебе, а ТЫ - мне?
 
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KODAKDate - Суббота, 06.10.2007, 01:04 | Post # 5
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Aparancin galisa bar u asum:
-10 hat araxi bajak lcru, aragin u vergin@ tapi.
U sksuma xmel. Xmeluc heto barmen@ harcnuma -Ay axper jan, ed inchu araginn u vergin@ asecir tapi?
-Vorovhetev aragin bajak@ shat djvara gnum, vergin bajakic heto el sksum em ambax-zambax durs tal..

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
lawner

happy happy happy


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ДЖЕММОЧК@Date - Суббота, 06.10.2007, 01:07 | Post # 6
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KODAK, biggrin biggrin biggrin
 
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KODAKDate - Суббота, 06.10.2007, 01:19 | Post # 7
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KODAK

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MrUtIkDate - Суббота, 06.10.2007, 01:28 | Post # 8
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Amerikacin galisa Aparan tesnuma dimacic mard u kin en galis.Motenuma sranc
-Excuse me...
-Inch?
Es amerikacin porcuma franseren harcni es marde eli chi haskanum. Ispaneren, japoneren tenuma che sranq chen haskanum dzerq@ tapa talis gnuma. Aparancu kine mardun asuma
- Ay mard yes vor qez asum eyi mi hat otar lezu sovori petq kga esenc orva hamar eyi asum. Marde asuma
-Eh hesa esi 10 hat otar lezu giter inch ogut stacav


Давай поделим мир!
Солнце - Тебе, свет - мне;
Море - Тебе, волны - мне;
Небо - Тебе, звёзды мне;...
Слушай, погоди, а давай лучше так:
Всё - тебе, а ТЫ - мне?
 
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KODAKDate - Суббота, 06.10.2007, 01:31 | Post # 9
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Aparancun asum en:
- Aper gites vor Chinastane hardzakvela Aparani vra?
- Ara etqanin vortex piti taghenq?!

Amerikacin galisa Aparan tesnuma dimacic mard u kin en galis.Motenuma sranc
-Excuse me...
-Inch?
Es amerikacin porcuma franseren harcni es marde eli chi haskanum. Ispaneren, japoneren tenuma che sranq chen haskanum dzerq@ tapa talis gnuma. Aparancu kine mardun asuma
- Ay mard yes vor qez asum eyi mi hat otar lezu sovori petq kga esenc orva hamar eyi asum. Marde asuma
-Eh hesa esi 10 hat otar lezu giter inch ogut stacav.


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KODAKDate - Суббота, 06.10.2007, 01:31 | Post # 10
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Aparancin nayum e barcr aragutyamb @ntacox troleybusin u zarmanum:
-Es vor kapac a @senc arag gnum, ba vor kapic prcav inch kani!?

Mi aparanci gnum e Erevan hars uzelu, akhdgka hery asum e:
-Mersedes unes?
-Che, - shshmats pataskhanum e aparancin
-2 harkani tun unes?
-Che - manto asum e mer tghan u gnum tun, hor@ patmum. her@ lsum a u asum
- inch anenq tgha jan, erevanciner@ tenc vat mardik en, ari thaza JEEP-d tsaxenq Mers arnenq, isk mer tan 3-rd u 4-rd hakern el qandenq...

Mi aparanci thaza avto e arnum, knkan asum e
-knik, gnam hayastan frram, harazatutyan@ avton cujc tam, mi shabatic het kgam.
mi erku amis e ancnum, nor mer aparancin het e galis. kiny asum e
-ara vortekh eir korel?
-knik jan, es avto sarqoxner@ esh en, gnalu hamar 4 hat skorust en drel, het galu hamar menak mi hat!

Aparancin asuma:
Es banan@ shat hamov mirga, bayc korize shat metsa.

Aparanci akhchik@ galisa Yerevan hars. Tun hyurer en galis shnorhavorelu,hars@ sekhana kcum. Es akhcha kesur@ kanchuma sran khohanoc u asuma: akhchik jan amen inch shat lav arecir, ba andzerocik inchu chdrecir?
Akhchikn asuma: mam jan, erek drel ei, voch mek chkerav.


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ДЖЕММОЧК@Date - Суббота, 06.10.2007, 01:31 | Post # 11
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KODAK, happy happy happy
 
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MrUtIkDate - Суббота, 06.10.2007, 01:32 | Post # 12
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cranky
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Давай поделим мир!
Солнце - Тебе, свет - мне;
Море - Тебе, волны - мне;
Небо - Тебе, звёзды мне;...
Слушай, погоди, а давай лучше так:
Всё - тебе, а ТЫ - мне?
 
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KODAKDate - Суббота, 06.10.2007, 01:35 | Post # 13
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Aparancin, bumerange dzere brnac, arunlvik yeghac gnuma, mi urish aparanci harcnuma: aper et incha?
- Bumerang.
-Kez petka?
-Che.
-Ba kci.
-An inkd kci.

Aparancun asum en, vor gnas Amerika anpayman hot dog kutes. Sa asuma: ed incha? Asum en, de vor anglerenic tarkmanes nshanakuma taq shun. Mi khoskov, es aparancin gnuma Amerika, herta kangnum, arnuma hot dog@, bacum, nayuma u asum:
-Vay ara, henc es mas@ petka @nkner.

Aparancin namaka grum tun
"Mam jan stex 3 hogi hay enq. Yes u 2 hat uzbek."

Aparani tim@ futbola xaghum brasiliayi dem. Xaghi vaxt datavor@ shtrafa dnum abarani dem, es abaranciner@ paten shinum, bayc sax tekvum meshkoven kaynum, demk@ depi darpas. Es datavor@ gali asuma ara es xi ek meshkov kayne? Abaranciner@ asumen:
Sax ashxar@ petka et gyol@ tena menk chtenank.


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KODAKDate - Суббота, 06.10.2007, 01:35 | Post # 14
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Aparantsinern u Braziliatsiner@ football en xaghum. Aparantsiner@ tas hamarin hanum en, erku hat hing hamar en mtsnum. Xaghi verchum Braziliai trener@ datavorin boghoquma. Datavorn acuma:
Dzer baxt@ berela, antsats xaghin tas hamarin hanel en 10 hat arajin en mtcrel!

Inchu Aparancin ttu varung chi utum?
Vorovhetev glux@ bankayi mej chi texavorvum.

Moskvaits Yerevan odanav@ Aparani vrayov antsneluts a linum, aparantsin galis odachunerin asum a stex dure bats ichnem, odachunere asum en ho du gij ches chenk batsi, aparantsin gorgorum a gluxe drann a xpum vor batsen, odachunere yerevani odanavakayani het en kapnvum:
Stex mek@ ka uzum a dur@ batsenk vor ichni.
Yerevanits hartsnum en:
Et ho en kyachal bexerov kolot aparantsin chi?
Asum en ha.
Batsek-batsek ink@ misht @tex a ichnum.

Vonc en aparanciq spanum tarakanin?
Uremn aparanciq larum larum en tarakanin, henc tarakan@ mtnuma shkaphi tak... shkaphi votqer@ ktrum en.


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ДЖЕММОЧК@Date - Суббота, 06.10.2007, 01:40 | Post # 15
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